Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder than Willow Smith lying in bed with grown men, now comes word that both Willow and her brother Jaden enjoy sleeping with freakin' snakes in their beds. Snakes!
And not just any snakes, either. Rumor has it one of Willow's thirteen pet serpents is a boa constrictor. Yes, the sort of boa constrictor that can crush you to death before swallowing you whole.
Believe it or not, it gets weirder:
"She has ten sleeping in her room," a source tells Us Weekly. "And some of them aren't in cages"
Okay, so Willow has a weird and possibly unsafe relationship with her pets, but surely older brother Jaden has a better understanding of the boundaries between man and thing-that-can-kill-man, right?
Oh, so wrong:
"They slither into his bed and curl up with him," the source says, adding that Jaden "cuddles" with the snakes and calls them his "girlfriends."
This is just the latest in long line of reports of bizarre behavior in the Smith household.
Last month, Willow and Jaden were linked to a cult with bio-terrorist ties. Makes the whole snake obsession thing seem pretty tame by comparison, eh?
So where are their parents in all this? Well, at the moment, Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith are under investigation by Child Protective Services, so they may be a little preoccupied.
We suggest caging the snakes before the first home inspection.
Oh, and maybe get your son to stop blessing his Twitter followers with gems of idiocy: