Celebrity kids, man. Wow. They try to be all profound and just come off looking like, well, like this.
Here are the 15 dumbest Tweets ever written by Jaden Smith, who we do at least admire for being different. That's one thing you can safely say about Jaden Smith...
Man In the Mirror
If eyes are made of glass and mirrors are made of glass does that mean eyes are mirrors? Because we thought eyes were windows to the soul.
Gettin' Jiggy With It
But what if we WANT to be on our phones, Jaden Smith? Huh? What then?!?!
A Glass Case of Emo
Jaden Smith makes a case for Bitchy Resting Face.
Probably in bed with your little sister...
Are You Smarter Than a Baby?
Babies ARE pretty smart. And that whole talking thing WOULD be convenient...
Dr. Seuss Was Here
Jaden Smith is colorblind, apparently. Or this is a sad, sad world.
BUT YOU JUST SAID TREES WERE BLUE AND SAD, JADEN! HOW CAN WE TRUST YOU NOW?
Mind Control Machines
School is just for brainwashing kids, unlike that "religion" his parents follow.
Just Say No
Jaden Smith REALLY has an issue with school. REALLY.
These sentence fragments are signs that whatever Jaden Smith is doing for an education isn't working. Stay in school, kids!
New rule: Nobody listen to Jaden Smith.
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, does it still make a sound? #Deepthoughts
Those people who say you should stop tweeting, Jaden Smith, are smarter than you. Because they stayed in school.
Just Do You
Carpe diem, you guys! Carpe your freaking diem.
We can't even argue with this one because FINALLY Jaden Smith got something right. Jonah Hill IS a genius.