In her ongoing effort to prove that we should never, ever believe her when she claims to be sober, Lindsay Lohan posted the video below to Instagram last night.
Behold, the dance move of the summer...the Serpentine Cowgirl:
Yes, we heard reports that Lindsay moved to London so that her drunken exploits would be in the headlines less often, but apparently no one told her that in order for that plan to work, she would have to stop posting online photos and videos of herself looking completely s--tfaced!
Rumor has it that Lohan's drug of choice is ecstasy these days, but it seems like the cowgirl's got a bellyfull of good old-fashioned moonshine in this clip.
In case you can't make out the audio, the dude holding the camera introduces Lindsay as his "favorite cowgirl." She then corrects him and informs us that she's a "serpentine cowgirl."
Good to know! Of course, like the great silent films of old, the dialogue isn't all that important here.
It's Lindsay's awe-inspiring booze-tastic dance moves that really make the video worth your time.
We'll understand if you need to watch it on repeat in order to learn the routine yourself. We recommend downing a liter of Jim Beam first.