Rob Ford Offered Multiple Adult Movie Roles: Should He Take Them?

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Toronto residents are praying that Rob Ford's days in office are numbered.

But if this is accurate, the mayor need not worry: two porn companies have already offered him a fall-back job.

Rob Ford Photo

According to TMZ insiders, Vivid Entertainment is among the porn producers angling to get Ford naked on camera, with star Brandy Aniston actually hoping to co-star with the rotund, crack-smoking politician.

"He's kinda cute, in a big, teddy bear kind of way," Aniston says of Ford.

(NOTE: Why do we doubt Brandy Aniston is this actress' real name?)

The dirty good folks at wood rocket(dot)com, meanwhile, have already come out with a porn parody of this disgraced mayor. It features Slurpy Throatsluts star Gaia and an actor named Peter O'Toole.

Will Ford actually accept this porn offers? It seems unlikely... but this is a man who has defended his crack smoking by saying he was too wasted to recall the incident.

So, really, who the heck knows?

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