Riff Raff: Suing Spring Breakers For Basing James Franco Character On His "Life"

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Last time we discussed Spring Breakers it was the ridiculous theory that Spring Breakers is a spiritual journey as opposed to just some self-indulgent tale from the mind of Harmony Korine. I did not think it would get more odd than that. I was wrong.

In a story that I wish was a joke, just for the sake of humanity, rapper Riff Raff is suing the creators of Spring Breakers. Why? Well duh, it's because they based James Franco's character on him.

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James Franco as Alien in Spring Breakers

I totally see it. Actually, I might have maybe gone along with Riff Raff had he not made the mistake so many before him have made, he opened his mouth.

In talking with TMZ, Riff Raff tells them that he deserves a lump sum of around $8-10 million because, "It's like if I have a front yard and you're planting soil and you're planting trees and building peaches and houses and selling parking lots on my property... then I deserve to be compensated for some portion of that money."

  1. You don't plant soil.
  2. You certainly don't build peaches.
  3. How big is this front yard that someone is able to go about selling parking lots off of it? Not only that, they've built peaches but not the parking lots they are now selling? Your logic is missing some steps here Riff Raff.
  4. Why on earth am I trying to apply logic to a statement from a man seeking $10 million from someone who built peaches on his lawn? 

Good luck Riff Raff. With any luck Judge Judy will catch this case and we'll all have entertainment for at least an afternoon.

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