We were pretty generous last night with our Bachelorette grade, awarding the latest episode 69 points when we easily could have docked it 1,000 for one reason alone:
Desiree Hartsock and Soulja Boy. Rapping. Together. For real.
The footage - which of course includes Desiree's suitors - is every bit as painful as you'd imagine, making us think twice about bashing that Sophia Grace video this week.
That thing is Emmy material compared to this nonsense. Watch now if you dare: