Lindsay Lohan will star in Scary Movie 5, sources confirmed over the weekend.
The comeback kid continues her recent winning streak – Lifetime’s Liz & Dick stars Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor and The Canyons features Lindsay and porn star James Deen – as E! News reports shes “definitely” doing the film.
What’s more, Charlie Sheen may appear along side her. Seriously.
Despite him being uncomfortably killed off in Scary Movie 4, Sheen is said to be in talks to return for the franchise’s fifth installment, due out in 2013.
It’s being touted as a complete reboot of the franchise, so it’s easy to invent ways to bring Charlie back … hopefully in scenes with Lindsay.
It would be a watershed moment for celebrity gossip if these two train wrecks / tabloid staples had some sort of fight scene to the death.
Anna Faris, meanwhile, will not appear in Scary Movie 5.