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Effing Snooki.

The reality star (real name Nicole Polizzi) is never one to hold back, but some of her recent comments on sex during pregnancy scream “TMI” even by her standards.

Seriously, she makes the Jessica Simpson quotes about the “big O” and “swamp ass” seem downright boring. So what’s Snook’s sex life like? Be forewarned.

Tori Spelling with Snooki

She revealed that she’ll be dreaming about boning, only to wake up and discern that her man is actually having his way with Snooki nude. Lovely.

“I’ll be having sex in my dream, and when I wake up, I’m actually having sex. Jionni’s like, doing it with me as I’m sleeping,” she told Us. ”I read your baby can feel your orgasm.”

“What does he think it is? Does he see, like rainbows and unicorns? The baby is probably horny. That little creep. [During sex] he’s probably like, ‘Yeah, Mommy!’”

Good luck getting that cringe-inducing image out of your head.

She also revealed that she and fiance Jionni LaValle have set up some guidelines for child-rearing: “If we’re hungover or if we’ve had two drinks, we’re not going near the kid. We’ll give him to Grandma. God forbid we drop our baby!”

Basically, Snooki and her kid won’t meet until he can walk.