This is real pornography.
Wait… who's holding it? Two hands!
The end is purple.
What's taking him so long? He's so young.
She's just laying there.
That's a Brazilian.
That's what Greeks do… from the back.
And so the commentary goes in the following video, which claims to depict a trio of grandmothers watching Kim Kardashian Superstar. Are they actually witnessing Ray J thrust Kim... into the spotlight?
We'd like to think so. Actually, gross, we really would not. Either way, check out the hilarity now and decide for yourself: