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Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s closet is a fashion destination none of us would ever wish to raid, but she gave us a glimpse of it on Twitter just the same.

The pregnant Jersey Shore starlet shared a pic of her massive closet, its shelves packed with her signature over-the-top outfits and accessories.

“My closet = my sanctuary,” the 24-year-old tweeted to more than 4.8 million followers who should really have their heads examined Wednesday.

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Ever since Jionni LaValle got Snooki pregnant, rumors have been swirling that she may soon be phased out of the show that made her a star.

Still, the Princess of F*%king Poughkeepsie should be able to afford her vibrant outfits, most of them sans underwear, for the foreseeable future.

In a new report in Parade, Snooki is expected to earn a whopping $1.6 million this year. You may hurl yourself off the nearest building on cue.