The Most Impressive Kim Kardashian Accomplishment Is...

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Kim Kardashian turns 31 today, an event that has caused us to stop and consider all this woman has accomplished.

Who is she? How did she get here? What occupation would you even assign to her other than... professional celebrity?

It's Kim!

We were thinking of honoring Kim with a list of her best movies. But she doesn't act. Best songs? Doesn't sing. (She REALLY doesn't sing.) Most inspirational speeches? She's more wooden than a Christmas ornament.

So the THG staff has racked our brains and come up with the following accomplishments in order to celebrate this monumental birthday. Vote now on which is the most awe-inspiring and leave a comment below if we forgot any...


i love you kim.and in adition to all the haters kim has worked hard to be where she is..just by waking up over 10000 magazine sells,over 200 pages are viewed daily, and she makes dollars just by waking up...she is a business wiman who was given lemon and she made lemonade... you all are just jealous because you are not under her lemibade stand or can afford her lemobade


it has been said bt now i think it is true.ugly girls hate her.
guys who want her bt cant get her hate her..ah ah ah ah jealosy


this is like so stupid.she is the greAtest women who has lived if you a looking for something to write about call m i will tell you.phuphogumede ob facebook


Wat a shame to human civilization ....... Brainless whore....n very sad that she has a greedy fuckin whore...cant blame u Kim


I know shes beautiful but I am sick of her. Everywhere I turn shes there. And for her being brilliant for making millions thats the team of advirors she has. Im not hating but just annoyed that people that people who are pretty get to get millions while others who work extremely hard such as teachers, policeman etc have to struggle to get by because the american culture does not know how to value society other than pretty people.


Getting peed on by Ray J now that was a class act!
Come on Kim i'm still waiting for the sequal!!


Kim Kardashian is simply a product of her environment and upbringing. She has a pushy mother who I call a pimp/manager. I don't like Kris Jenner. I have to give Kim Kardashian credit though, she is "one" of the most beautiful women I have seen, and she knows how to market herself and make millions. She might not have "Hollywood" talent, but who cares, we all secretly envy her because she is living the American dream, that we could only dream of if we lived another 20 lives on this Earth and she did it in one life time. She needs to make what money she can now while she still has her looks, the don't last forever, and neither does money when you spend it like she does.


Happy birthday Kim *!* wishing you all the best on your birthday & hope you & Kris will have a happy life together - don't give up when things get tough - PGF [Put GOD First!!] You were married on my Anniversary :)


her ability to turn things around and make millions of dollars for her self such amazing accomplishments and lovely family .Happy bday kimmie


Her ability to think that her (deceased) father would be proud of her. She fails to realize that, there was Never any soiled publicity linked to his Name. His late life claim to fame may have been being a special friend to O.J., but the look of absolute bewilderment showed on his face when "that verdict" was read. By all indications, her mom and her dad were 2 different types of parents. With Robert Kardashian there was a quiet chapter in Kim K.'s life. With Kris Jenner, it is all about advertising herself, and No form of advertising is off limits!!


Kim Kardashian Biography

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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]