The Most Impressive Kim Kardashian Accomplishment Is...

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Kim Kardashian turns 31 today, an event that has caused us to stop and consider all this woman has accomplished.

Who is she? How did she get here? What occupation would you even assign to her other than... professional celebrity?

It's Kim!

We were thinking of honoring Kim with a list of her best movies. But she doesn't act. Best songs? Doesn't sing. (She REALLY doesn't sing.) Most inspirational speeches? She's more wooden than a Christmas ornament.

So the THG staff has racked our brains and come up with the following accomplishments in order to celebrate this monumental birthday. Vote now on which is the most awe-inspiring and leave a comment below if we forgot any...


Kim Kardashian Biography

A Kim Kardashian Selfie
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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]