We really wish we were making this up.
Ted Haggard and Gary Busey - a pastor best known for his 2006 crystal meth/homosexual affair scandal and an actor who has been arrested for cocaine possession and domestic violence - will be featured on the series premiere of Celebrity Wife Swap.
Busey was most recently seen on Celebrity Apprentice and is a born-again Christian.
Haggard is still married to his wife and condemns homosexuality, following three weeks of intensive counseling with four ministries in 2006 after a masseur claimed he and the pastor had been involved in a three-year dalliance.
Congratulations, Toddlers & Tiaras. You may no longer be the most reprehensible reality show on television.