Charlie Sheen on Mel Gibson: One Cool Dude!

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Charlie Sheen has spoken out once again.

In his latest interview - following sit-downs with NBC, ABC and TMZ - the actor appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight yesterday and touched on a number of topics.

Has he ever hit a woman? "No, women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed, you know?"

What about the incident with Brooke Mueller in Colorado and Capri Anderson in NYC? "The Aspen thing was thrown out. The judge was like, get this guy out of my county, he brings too much press with him... and then the police report in New York just didn't reflect anything."

Did Mel Gibson really call? "He was not calling for any advice, just like, 'thought you might like to hear a friendly voice.' He was a stone cold dude. I was really impressed."

(Editor's note: this is the first time in recorded history that someone has described Gibson's voice as "friendly." Allow us this counterpoint.)

Below, Sheen offers his take on John Stamos as a possible replacement for him and also hands Morgan a copy of his most recent drug test. Really...

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Charlie Sheen Biography

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Charlie Sheen Quotes

Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Colin Farrell. They didn't give me any advice. Within that there's great advice. There's just love. Just seeing what's up.

Charlie Sheen

All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.

Charlie Sheen