Tabloid: Ashton Kutcher Has "Tender" Affair with... This Girl!
by Hilton Hater at .Is Demi Moore being Punk'd? The actress seems to think she's in a stable marriage, but Star Magazine swears otherwise.
For the second time in a month, that tabloid has accused Ashton Kutcher of cheating on his beautiful spouse. First, it was just a make-out session with some random blonde. Now, it's full-on tender intercourse with a girl he met at a bowling alley!
The publication claims Kutcher got the number of a 21-year old while actually out with Moore and step-daughter Rumer Willis at Lucky Strike Lanes in July. Days later, she was allegedly taking it from the actor on a couch in the home he shares with his wife.
Says the unnamed woman who totally exists: “I felt totally comfortable in his arms. It was tender and nice - not some random sex act.”
That's a nice thing to say. This imaginary woman seems much sweeter than the made-up mistress with whom Brad Pitt is cheating on Angelina.
Replies the actor's lawyer to this story:"Star Magazine continuously publishes lies about Ashton Kutcher and many other celebrities. This is not the first, nor will it be the last time they engage in reckless conduct."