D.J. Goodson is our new hero.
The Pennsylvania prison inmate has filed a lawsuit against Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian because he claims he was forced to watch episodes of their reality shows and the result was "extreme emotional distress." Dude, we know how you feel.
Khloe, Kim and Kourtney have no regard for their affect on inmates across the country.
In the lawsuit filed in federal court, Goodson went into detail about his scarring as a result of viewing the following Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami developments:
- Kim fighting in a celebrity boxing match.
- Kourtney ranting like an insane person.
- Khloe referring to her son as "the black baby."
The prisoner is seeking $75,000 in damages as due to the mental injuries suffered at the hands of the "outrageousness of actions" undertaken each week by these siblings.
If Kim can get paid five times that for literally standing on the red carpet of a party, this seems like a fair amount for someone stuck hearing about Khloe's vagina, doesn't it?