Yesterday, we showed readers one way in which Brittney Jones has recently exposed herself. Yowza!
Now, the 21-year old who claims to have had an affair with Ashton Kutcher has bared all in a different setting: via text message.
What, Ashton worry? The actor has scoffed at reports that he stepped out on his wife.
Radar Online has somehow gotten its hands on a couple of texts Jones allegedly sent to a friend. In the first, Brittney actually says she’s friends with Demi Moore; in the second, she looks down on all marriages between celebrities.
It’s unclear how this would be possible, considering Brittney claims she met Kutcher at a bowling alley and later enjoyed an evening of lovemaking with him on a living room sofa. Perhaps she shared a snack afterwards with Moore in the couple’s kitchen.
As for the union between Ashton and Demi? Jones grouped it in with the contrived lifestyle of stars, texting her pal: “Don’t believe everything you read about Hollywood ‘marriages.'”
Brittney does want you to believe everything you read about her, however. She’s earned such credibility, hasn’t she?