Eclipse may be setting the box office on fire, but let's face it:
How many of those in attendance are men?
If any film in The Twilight Saga wishes to truly set revenue records, it should follow the advice of the following parody, as summed up by this quote from it:
Your skin is soft and shaved everywhere... I know what you are: vampire lesbian.
While we'd never object to ladies in their underwear, the best part of the video above is the reaction of the men that watched this altered version of the film. To wit:
"It was the best acted movie since Reindeer Games!"