Knock us over with a feather, because new reports say DMX has been arrested. We don’t want to assume such shocking news is true, but you ever know.
The rapper is planning to surrender to authorities in L.A. to start serving jail time for crime he committed “5-6 years ago,” reports TMZ, via X’s manager.
DMX is “not sure” about the nature of the crime, or at least his manager isn’t. Which makes sense. Details blend together after a dozen arrests or so.
According to the manager, X is “focused” on taking care of all of his past legal issues so he can move on with his life. That should take a few centuries.
DMX is a chill dude. Mug shots do not faze him.
Earlier this month, DMX, whose booking photo comprise most of our celebrity mug shots gallery, completed a four-month jail stint for a probation violation.
Looks like his freedom was short-lived.
The celebrity gossip site claims that X’s jail stint all stems from a 2002 reckless driving conviction. He was placed on probation after pleading no contest.
He has subsequently violated his probation, of course, with unrelated offenses, and has therefore been ordered to serve 90 days in a city jail facility.
Lindsay Lohan can relate.