The Situation. J-Woww. Ronnie. Pauly D. Snooki. Sammi. Vinny. That random chick who bailed in the first episode last season but apparently is back now.
The Jersey Shore cast, in all its fake-tanned, steroid-bound glory, returns in its entirety for an all-new season of debauchery on MTV beginning July 29.
A good thing, too – they definitely don’t get enough publicity as it is.
We can only imagine what the final tallies for shots taken, police reports filed and bodies cold-cocked on the boardwalk will be in Season 2, starting in Miami.
If there’s a city hot enough to handle this collection of hotheads, it’s the South Florida paradise, to which the gang road trips to kick off the season.
Then it’s back to the northeast once the weather warms up, much to the chagrin of the Garden State, which probably wishes it could revoke visas or something.
Without further ado, here’s the Jersey Shore Season 2 trailer. Or as we like to call it, with a nod to Star Wars, Jersey Shore Episode II: Return of the Guidos …
