If you only watched the video interview with Lindsay Lohan below (and she looks relatively lucid, don't get us wrong), you'd think things couldn't be finer for her.
Even though she's been in New York and now Cannes to introduce her kinky new role, Lohan says she's "in compliance more than ever" with her traffic school.
That's funny in itself, as you're either in compliance or you're not ... there is no more or less. She has to complete one DUI education class a week for 13 weeks.
She's finished nine, four shy of the amount required prior to her progress hearing Thursday. In other words, she's living in denial ... and may soon be living in jail.
The no-nonsense judge has made it clear that if she is in violation of her probation, jail is on the table, as is an arrest warrant if she doesn't show up for court.
It's all good for Lindsay, though, blaming celebrity gossip sites for her problems (when she plays right into their hands) being generally blase about DUI stuff: