Jenni Farley, a.k.a. JWoww from Jersey Shore, is starting a clothing line.
We suppose this isn't all that surprising, given the rising ratings of the MTV show, but seriously, what does JWoww know about clothes? Girl barely wears anything!
JWoww's outfits at clubs in Seaside Heights, N.J., mostly serve to reveal her gigantic fake breasts, which are further revealed during her many shoving matches.
Just the same, "Jenni Farley has created the ultimate in fashionable clothing," her official site reads. "She will be reinventing the term 'Sexy Sophisticated.'"
LOL. That's like The Situation redefining the term Classy Humility.
JWoww fashion is coming soon. Don't expect a lot of coverage! For your chest, that is. There will be plenty of media coverage, as there is with all things Jersey Shore.
The limited Jenni Farley "exclusive line" is "edgy" but will make "people of all ages" feel confident and comfortable in "the scene," according to her website.
"Remember you don't want to be that person at the club that see's [sic] someone else wearing the same thing," the site states. No worries in that case!
The starlet was one of eight self-described "guidos" and "guidettes" who shared a summer house for the wildly popular, controversial MTV reality series.
She's the trashy, violent one not named Snooki.