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The Kardashians know about krys for attention, but their Khristmas Kard can’t even front on Octomom, the hardest-working unemployed baby pimp in Cali.

For a holiday-themed photo shoot with celebrity gossip magazine Life & Style, Nadya Suleman picked out her favorite holiday attire skanky Santa lingerie.

There may be a time and place for loose Santas if you’re into role playing, but we’re guessing whatever such fantasies you have don’t include octuplets.

Check out this egregious display of child exploitation …

OCTOMOM FOCUSES ON WHAT’S REALLY IMPORTANT: A tabloid editor actually printed that, and presumably not as an ironic joke. What a world we live in.

We have to say, those are cute kids, even if most/all are looking less than thrilled to be there. Maybe their taxpayer-funded Christmas gifts weren’t satisfactory.

Apparently the other six kids Nadya Suleman has were with their babysitter, further draining the coffers of La Habra, California in the midst of a financial crisis.

Happy holidays!