Who Will Win Dancing with the Stars?

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Tom DeLay is embracing the fact that he's been cast on Dancing with the Stars. Regarding his critics, the disgraced politician says:

“They have tried for the last 15 years to demonize me and this has got to be driving them crazy. Seeing some of the comments from the Democrats and the liberals just tickles me."

Damn right. You showed them, Hammer! Way to get yourself cast on a series that will take any D-lister desperate to remain in the news!


Of course, if DeLay truly wants to get back at those that have ridiculed him for supposed campaign finance violations, he can actually win Dancing with the Stars. All online gambling sites rank the former Congressman as a distant underdog.

In fact, we don't even list him among the poll possibilities below. We've taken the contestants deemed most likely to win this season's crystal ball - all pictured above - and are asking readers a simple question:

Who will win Dancing with the Stars?


Dancing with the Stars Quotes

We should have started dancing with one arm waaay before.

Cristian de la Fuente [following his injury, trip to the hospital and subsequent stellar performance]

I am not the best dancer, and I have not been the best dancer from the beginning. I am happy we made it this far.

Cristian de la Fuente