God, Lindsay Lohan is pathetically in need of attention.
The out-of-work actress exploited Michael Jackson's death this week in an attempt to make headlines and seem like she was one of the millions of people affected by the passing of the King of Pop.
Lohan Tweeted a poolside picture of herself posing like Jackson. But she isn't self-involved, of course, because "M.J. was playing when this was taken, I'm not that much of narcissist," as she told her Twitter follwers.
In related news, if you follow Lindsay Lohan on Twitter, you really need to get a life.
Lindsay Lohan, who was barely alive when Michael Jackson had his last hit, poses like the King of Pop. Is nothing sacred anymore?!?
Meanwhile, Lindsay also gave an interview to Britain’s OK! Magazine prior to her 23rd birthday last week.
In the conversation, Lohan - forgive us as we stifle fits of laughter - focused on her dedication to, and obsession with, work.
“It’s not that hard to be me, but I do work harder than most of my friends’ parents. I’m a workaholic," she said. "I don’t know what to do when I’m not working. I get creatively frustrated. I am the hardest-working person I know."
Note to Lindsay: working some random dude's pole every Saturday night does not qualify you as a workaholic.