Farewell, giant boobs. For Peter Andre, there's no going back.
Following his split from Katie Price, the model known as Jordan, the singer has bought £1.8 million, seven-bedroom home in Hove, near Brighton, England, a short drive from the former Price-Andre family home near Woldingham, Surrey.
Peter Andre, 36, admitted he had found the "perfect house" and was waiting until builders made it more child-friendly before officially moving in.
After their shocking split on May 11, Katie Price ordered Peter's personal items removed from the family home while he was staying with family in Cyprus.
In his New magazine column, Peter Andre said there are good reasons behind his decision to leave the gigantic-breasted model, and it wasn't "on a whim."
He wrote in his column: "There are good reasons that made me walk out but as I’ve said to before, I don’t want to discuss the reasons as they are private."
Good reasons = no sex since 2007? Unclear.
"It’s really important to me, though, that people know I didn’t just wake up one day and decide to leave on a whim," he added. "My two children have always been the most important thing in my life and they always will be.'
Andre also lashed out at reports he had posed for photos with son Junior, three, and daughter Princess Tiaamii, 23 months, in Hove last week for publicity.
After the photos of Peter and the children emerged online, Katie Price wrote on her Twitter micro-blogging page: 'Mmmmm, I smell set up pictures.'
However, Peter said: "The thought of profiting in any way from this terrible situation is totally beyond anything I would consider doing. Unfortunately, I am being followed by paparazzi constantly, and I’d have to stay in the house to avoid this."
Katie Price was rumored to have offered to reconcile with Andre after their split, only to be brushed aside after what some call years of bullying him around.
We can't wait to see what comes next from these train wrecks.