Jessica Simpson Pimps Fancy Fragrance Line

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Having mercifully wrapped her concert tour, alleged country singer Jessica Simpson took the time to enjoy the sweet smell of success at a launch for her fragrance, "Fancy," at a Dillard's department store in Scottsdale, Ariz., on Saturday.

Fancy Jessica Simpson

They should call it "Smells Like No Talent." Ohhh, snap.

In case you are already missing the gloriousness that is Jessica Simpson live, click to enlarge some pics below from one of her final tour stops in L.A.

Suffice it to say, girl is not fat, and that dude in the front row is loving the view:

A Lusty Performance
Glass Shatters Everywhere
Quote-Unquote Singer
A Nice View
She Likes the Shorts
Truly Awful

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]


Jessica Simpson Biography

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Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson