C'mere!

C'mere!

Jessica Simpson looks like she's ready to rough some people up. Can you blame her after all she's been through?
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Glass Shatters Everywhere

Glass Shatters Everywhere

Jessica Simpson is a terrible performer, but hey, girl's got a good set of other things besides pipes. Think about it.
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Quote-Unquote Singer

Quote-Unquote Singer

Jessica Simpson markets herself as a singer, but really, she's a good looking girl who gets pimped out by her dad into whatever role she can make the most money in. Props!
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A Nice View

A Nice View

Dude in the front row is loving the view. And getting a hard time from his friends from going to a Jessica Simpson concert.
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She Likes the Shorts

She Likes the Shorts

They show off her legs, which certainly beats focusing on her voice. Eek.
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Truly Awful

Truly Awful

Jessica Simpson's concerts are comically bad, but the girl knows how to show off her assets, if you know what we mean. We mean boobs.
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A Lusty Performance

A Lusty Performance

Jessica Simpson live in concert. That guy totally wishes he had earplugs, but would totally still nail her in a second.
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Jessica Simpson Performs

Jessica Simpson Performs

She looks like she's going to perform something on that mic, if you know what we mean. We are talking about ... singing. Yeah, singing.
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A Touching Moment

A Touching Moment

Jessica Simpson performs at the Strawberry Festival in Florida and looks like she's about ready to cry. We would be too if we were performing at the Strawberry Festival in Florida.
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She Got Legs

She Got Legs

Jessica Simpson certainly has those. And some other assets. A voice? Not one of them.
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Vaseline

Vaseline

That's the only way Jessica Simpson fit into this outfit. It's also ... aww, forget it.
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Sultry Star

Sultry Star

Jessica Simpson looks like she's ready to burst into a deep song. Or just show off her body and sell a lot of tickets that way.
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