Before we get to the trailer for Season Five of The Hills, premiere date TBD - prepare now for the dramatic music and quotes - a couple of spoilers:
- Lauren's real-life beau, actor Kyle Howard (My Boys), will not be featured, in the series. Why? Producers say Howard because he's not essential to the season's narrative. That or he's contractually obligated to stay off other shows.
- Stephanie Pratt will step in as LC's new Whitney at People's Revolution. Yes, Spencer's sister has gotten a job at Kelly Cutrone's company.
- Lo Bosworth will be a working girl, too, after getting a job with Davis Factor (grandson of Max Factor) at cosmetics house Smashbox Studios.
- We can't speak for the fifth season as a whole, but there is totally no sign of Justin-Bobby in this trailer (and very little of Audrina)!
- OMG: Who invited Heidi to Lauren Conrad's birthday? Will this mean an end to their feud, which has been escalating for a couple of years now? Such a reconcilation seems to be the primary theme of the trailer.
- Bromance, rekindled? Let's let out that sigh of relief all together. Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt are back "together." Or at least speaking.
- Lauren's $11,000/month house is now for rent, so expect another moving episode. She and Lo are still roomies, though, just condo style!
- As for Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, there's a brunette bartender in the picture. Will we see an actual fake divorce this season? We can only hope. But Spencer will definitely get into a fist fight with some guy.
On to the trailer! Follow the jump for scenes from Season 5 ...