Based on a glance at either of the two celebrity gossip tabloids below, one would think Jennifer Aniston is pregnant and/or engaged.
Then one remembers the following:
- These same celebrity news rags published multiple made-up stories about Britney Spears, some of them so concocted that they featured (failed) efforts to pass off photos from 2003 and 2004, respectively.
- The covers below don’t actually say anything concrete.
- John Mayer may be great in the sack, but he’s not marriage material. “Waiting on the World to Change?” Come on.
See this groundbreaking Jennifer Aniston “news” for yourself …

For whatever reason, Star wants us to believe that Jennifer Aniston cares about the Brangelina twins to the point of obsession. And our guess is that “Jen & John’s backyard ceremony” was actually a barbecue. Same thing, right, OK!?