Tori Spelling to Exploit Motherhood, Children

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In this age of high gas prices and escalating personal debt, who wouldn't spend his/her heard-earned cash on a book about a Hollywood princess becoming a parent?

That's what publishers Simon & Schuster must be thinking, as the company has paid 90210 actress Tori Spelling to pen a memoir about raising her children, tentatively titled Mommywood.

Spelling's first book, sTORI Telling, spent seven weeks on The New York Times best-seller list. Pigs were rumored to have flown that day, as well, while Satan was forced to borrow a pair of leg warmers.

The new memoir is already listed on and is scheduled to hit shelves in April 2009. It's expected to focus on the birth and growing pains of one-year-old son Liam and newborn Stella. We can totally wait.

Here's a faux cover of what we believe Tori's new book SHOULD be called ...


Tori Spelling Biography

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Tori Spelling Quotes

She was a star and a true lady, and she will be missed greatly. People everywhere knew her by name. I loved when fans wanted her over me. I felt proud!

Tori Spelling [on dead dog]

I've always wanted a little girl since I'm such a girly girly. I immediately started crying. I couldn't believe it. I have my beautiful little boy and now I'll have my little girl! It's amazing.

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