Audrina Patridge cheating on Justin-Bobby.
Whitney Port blushing and giggly over a boy.
Spencer and Heidi hating on their respective siblings.
Brody Jenner and Doug Reinhardt getting thrown in jail.
And that’s just in the two-minute trailer for The Hills!
Seriously, this Season Four preview alone is a theatrical masterpiece. It’s as if it’s a movie, only the actors don’t know they’re in it … or are at least really good at pretending there aren’t 12 cameras following them to Les Deux.
Whether you’re an unabashed fan of Lauren Conrad and The Hills or say you’re not, but you still can’t turn off MTV’s guilty-pleasure phenomenon, watch the following trailer in awe and count down the days until Monday, August 18: