Jamie Walker has either lost a wager, or he's the most ignorant man on the planet.
The Tenerife hotel employee is the new boyfriend of gold digger Heather Mills.
According to News of the World, Mills fell for Walker after she saw him caring for daughter Beatrice at the hotel.
"I'm under strict instructions not to talk about this," Walker said, under advice from a lawyer that's already drawing up pre-nuptial papers, we presume.
Jamie Walker is dating Heather Mills. We have no clue why.
According to a friend of Mills, "Heather is completely infatuated with Jamie. He is a gym junkie and Heather has been boasting his body is so much fitter than Paul's... She likes the way he is with Beatrice."
Sounds like the best new daddy money can buy. Way to go, Heather!