He's definitely Salma Hayek's baby daddy and has more money than God, and may or may not have fathered an illegitimate child with Linda Evangelista at some point.
But that's a separate discussion for another time.
Today, we're here to celebrate the birthday of Francois-Henri Pinault. The French billionaire business big shot is 46 today! Yee-ha!
Also celebrating a birthday today? Perpetually pregnant and beautiful conservative talk show host Elisabeth Hasselbeck! Give it up for 31-year-old Liz!
Here are some pics of the birthday boy (and girl) to commemorate May 28:
When does your favorite star celebrate the date of his or her birth? Which celebs are coming up next? Confer with our celebrity birthday calendar and see!