The powers that be in the U.S. government could save a lot of money by simply slapping this photo on cigarette packs and all drug prevention literature.
You shouldn’t smoke or do drugs, teenage celebrity gossip readers.
We say this not because we care, although it is in our best interest to keep you alive and reading celebrity news at The Hollywood Gossip.
No, our point is that you probably don’t want to become this…
The great Jason Davis, a.k.a. Gummi Bear, represents all the things that are right with America – obesity, drug use, lung cancer, publicity hogging and freeloading.
Celebrities shouldn’t be role models,Â but some are certainly better than others. We’d recommend modeling yourself after George Clooney, for example, instead of Gummi Bear. Just let the image above burn itself into your brain. Let it linger.