The portly and almost equally annoying brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, the greatest ursine specimen of them all, Jason "Gummi...
Jason Davis: Arrested For Drug Possession!
Jason Davis, famous substance abuser and (apparently failed) Celebrity Rehab cast member, got popped for drug possession in Newport Beach, Calif., last night.
The grandson of Marvin Davis and brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, J.D. was arrested for possession of a controlled substance. It's not clear which.
Jason Davis: Engaged to Millionaire Matchmaker Chick?
No, not THE Millionaire Matchmaker. Someone he met on it.
From all appearances it seems as though newly rehabbed oily heir Jason Davis is engaged. That's right, Gummi Bear could be off the market, and permanently!
Jason Davis (Gummi Bear) on Millionaire Matchmaker
It had been too long since we'd heard from Jason Davis. A little over a year and a half since Gummi Bear last got arrested for DUI, if our memory serves.
Well, the rotund ursine specimen is back in the news because of an appearance on Bravo's The Millionaire Matchmaker, a dating show for all rich snobs.
Gummi Bear: Out of Hibernation, On Probation
Blake Fielder-Civil, take notice: A minor charge of heroin possession isn't about to keep the legendary Jason Davis (a.k.a. Gummi Bear) down!
The Bear was sentenced to a 36-month drug program after pleading guilty to heroin possession and no contest to DUI today in a Van Nuys court.
Gummi Bear Rolls Out of Den, Into Club
Hey, even the celebrity gossip world's greatest ursine specimen has to hibernate sometime. He also has to go clubbing, though.
Witness the other night. Jason Davis, a.k.a. Gummi Bear, looked like he was asleep 15 minutes before arriving at the hot club Ivy.
Bear vs. Bear: Gummi Throws Greasy Under the Bus
When sleazy and/or obese ursine specimens collide, look out, people!
Jason Davis, a.k.a. Gummi Bear, had zero problem ratting out his brother Brandon Davis, a.k.a. Greasy Bear, as a coke fiend to a drug dealer who called up looking for money ... except the guy wasn't really a drug dealer.
Gummi Bear on Heroin - WTF!?
Following his arrest, the L.A. District Attorney has just charged Jason Davis - a.k.a. Gummi Bear - with felony possession of a controlled substance and misdemeanor driving under the influence. The controlled substance in question - heroin!
Heroin, Gummi Bear? Really? He might have just moved passed Britney Spears in our office Death Pool. Amy Winehouse is still the most popular choice.
A Public Service Announcement From Jason Davis
The powers that be in the U.S. government could save a lot of money by simply slapping this photo on cigarette packs and all drug prevention literature.
You shouldn't smoke or do drugs, teenage celebrity gossip readers.
Happy Holidays From.... Gummi Bear!
Ah, there he is. Our favorite ursine specimen has emerged! Deciding that hibernating up north was just too tough this winter, Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis decided to take a vacation. From his day job, which involves doing absolutely nothing.
We're not sure what was on his mind, or how many animals he devoured during the holidays. But in any case, as he strolled down the beach, Jason Davis - brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis - had this message for the celebrity news media: