You gotta love PETA.
No matter what else is going on in the celebrity news world, they will always be there to give us material, chastising peeps for wearing fur and leather. It’s as reliable as the weekly photo of Britney Spears in no underwear.
The animal rights group’s list of 2008’s Worst-Dressed Celebs includes the likes of Aretha Franklin (the biggest loser, in more ways than one), Lindsay Lohan, Eva Longoria, Kate Moss, Kylie Minogue and Marilyn Manson.
Some excerpts from PETA’s recent rants about the above criminals …
How ’bout some R-E-S-P-E-C-T for animals? Aretha, when you waddled into the Grammys, you looked as if you were going to perform “I Am the Walrus.”
In her trashy furs, Eva Longoria looks like the streetwalker of Wisteria Lane. Eva is one “desperate housewife” in need of a quickie divorce – from her stylist.
FUR REAL: PETA is hating on Eva Longoria.
I Know Who Killed Me isn’t just the title of Lindsay Lohan’s latest bomb, it’s the cry of the animals snuffed out so she can pose in their pelts. There’s no road to recovery for the foxes who are anally electrocuted so that you can look skanky.
THG NOTE: Gross.
THG NOTE #2: You can’t complain about the recent Lindsay Lohan nude photo shoot, can you, PETA? No fur there! Well, except for the crotch of fire.
Nothing completes the transition from supermodel to super tramp like a fur coat. If Kate could see with those bleary eyes, maybe she’d clear her closet of those furs.
THG NOTE #3: Time to follow Lindsay’s lead, Kate. Moss hasn’t shown us any topless photos in, what, weeks? Get it together, you waif!