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Sidney Blumenthal might be a senior advisor to Hillary Clinton, but the political guru may have been better served reading The Hollywood Gossip recently instead of CNN.

That way, Blumenthal would have hopefully learned a lesson from the drunk plight of Mischa Barton and many other stupid celebrities: the advisor was arrested and charged with aggravated drunken driving on the eve of the New Hampshire primary.

Sidney Blumenthal is an idiot. He was arrested for some major drunk driving while representing Hillary Clinton on the campaign trail.

Nashua police say Blumenthal was arrested early Monday morning after his car was pulled over for traveling 70 mph in a 30 mph zone.

Officers smelled alcohol and issued Blumenthal a field sobriety test; he failed it. Because the moron’s car traveled at such a high rate of speed, he was given an aggravated DWI, which is actually better than the charges leveled against Roger Avary.

Blumenthal is a former White House advisor to President Bill Clinton. Vote for Obama!