Farewell, Miranda Kerr. We barely got to know you. But we trust that you’ll be back and dating another random celebrity in no time. Keep your chin up.
Sources say Brandon Davis has been cut off from his oil tycoon family’s fortune, which would seemingly ruin his chances of getting laid forever.
Well, think again on that. After a reported dalliance with Miranda Kerr, Davis’ previous fling, Australian model Cheyenne Tozzi, is back in the picture!
A photo of Cheyenne Tozzi. Yes, Brandon Davis hits this.
Yes, Cheyenne Tozzi is dating the oil heir. The pair were spotted hitting up the Whiskey Bar in L.A. on Sunday night – great for Brandon Davis’ sobriety.
Davis, a.k.a. Greasy Bear, has already been to rehab numerous times. Hopefully Tozzi, a.k.a. Koala Bear, can restrain him from his usual obnoxious antics.