Just as we finished talking about her love for kinky sex and the pregnancy rumors surrounding her, In Touch Weekly is reporting that Britney Spears is pregnant - and the father is none other than quote-unquote music producer J.R. Rotem.
Take a deep breath, people.
On November 14, In Touch claims, Britney Spears confided to her friends in e-mails that she is four weeks pregnant - and that she was sure the father was J.R. Rotem who she's been seeing on and off since she separated from K-Fed.
When asked about the rumors that Britney Spears is pregnant, J.R. Rotem confirmed to In Touch that the singer is, in fact, carrying his love child.
"It's true," J.R. Rotem says.
Well, there you have it.
On November 16, Britney Spears proudly e-mailed a copy of the ultrasound to her inner circle. For all her recent troubles, she seems convinced that a sibling for Sean Preston and Jayden James will turn her life around.
Spears also believes J.R. Rotem will turn out to be a great father, despite the fact that he talked openly and graphically about their sex life - specifically, his riding that ass wheelbarrow style - to Blender magazine earlier this year.
"Britney's not looking for another husband," a source close to the
train wreck pop star says. "But she does like having a man in her life."
If Britney Spears is pregnant, it's really, really hard to see J.R. Rotem being a good father. But we sure hope it's true and can't wait to watch the debacle unfold.