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This Week’s Sign of the Apocalypse:

Nicole Richie may have bigger boobs than Jenna Jameson.

We’re barely kidding. New photos of Joel Madden’s pregnant girlfriend make it apparent her previously gaunt figure and chest are receiving sizable boosts from the baby growing inside her stomach.

Jenna Jameson Has Lost Weight

Jameson, meanwhile? Yikes. What would fellow porn star Kendra Jade say about the image of this former busty blond below?

While previous stick figures such as Richie, Keira Knightley and Kate Bosworth are actually packing on some pounds, Jenna looks less healthy than the relationship between Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag. It’s getting sad.

In the past, ex-flame Jay Grdina mocked Jameson for her tremendous weight loss, but this is no longer a laughing matter. Someone needs to shove something in Jenna’s mouth ASAP.

Tito Ortiz, that’s your job, right?