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Patrice Hollis was named Playboy’s Miss September 2007.

Therefore, this model with 34DDD breasts seemed like a perfect candidate for the funny folks at College Humor to ask a few questions of. Let’s see what she has to say

Q: What is funnier and why: a kid walking into a glass door and falling down or a grown man falling down and instantly getting back up going “I’m fine…I’m fine.”
A: I think a man falling is funnier because he’s more embarrassed.

Q: What is sexier in a guy: ability to ski very well or ability to snowboard very well?
A: Either one as long as he doesn’t fall.

This is Patrice Hollis, Miss September 2007, courtesy of If Antonella Barba ever accepted Hugh Hefner’s offer, we’re guessing she’d pick up an honor or two, as well.

Q: Did you get to choose how much of your body to show in the pictures or is that something Playboy decides?
A: Playboy decides, but they make sure you [or Holly Madison] are comfortable.

Q: What’s worse on a guy and why: a weak chin or weak arms?
A: Weak arms! I’d rather he could give a punch than take one.

Q: Which would you choose and why: no sex for a year or no Internet for a year?
A: No Internet. Sex relieves stress, Internet causes it.

If that’s the case, Lindsay Lohan must feel no stress at all.

In other Playboy news: Amanda Beard and Garcelle Beauvais nude have recently graced this magazine’s cover.