Britney Flees Celebrity News Reporters, Gets Pulled Over

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The amazing Britney Spears had a brief exchange with a California Highway Patrol officer after she was pulled over Friday night on the freeway.

Britney Spears' New Body!

"Ma'am, we're the Fashion Police. Please remove the hat."

Authorities say Britney Spears was stopped for driving erratically. The pop star's excuse? She is pregnant and was rushing to the hospital. Just kidding! Brit actually said she was attempting to avoid the relentless pursuit of celebrity news reporters!

They must have bought it, or just felt sorry for her after hearing her god-awful new song, because officers called Britney "cooperative" and let the train wreck go.

The terrible trio - Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan - are no doubt jealous of her preferential treatment.


Britney Spears Biography

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Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

Britney Spears