Britney Spears Really Sucks at Singing

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Not that this is news to us. She always has. But in her glory days, Britney Spears at least used to mask her lack of talent with catchy dance-pop beats and half naked Music videos. It did the job. Multiple times a day for some guys, undoubtedly.

Anyway, this latest "song" released by Britney and obtained by Perez Hilton is nothing short of horrific. The ballad features Spears shrieking away in a nasal, tone-deaf manner that makes you long for the tranquil sounds of fingernails on a chalkboard.

And don't even get us started on some of the lyrics:

Spears in Pink

Everyday, I'm in a daze ... Looking for that someone... everyday, I sit and kneel and pray ... sweet love, can I get some ... Why do you desert me, baby boy ... I need your love right now!

She's calling for you, Matt Encinias.

Or you, Daimon Shippen. Or you, Jason Filyaw. Or J.R. Rotem. Or John Sundahl. Or Howie Day. Or Criss Angel. Or Isaac Cohen. Or Shannon Funk. Or ...

CLICK HERE to listen to Britney's new song on Perez's web site. You won't believe your ears. Kiss the comeback goodbye, girlfriend. Kiss it goodbye.


Britney Spears Biography

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Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

Britney Spears