Spencer Pratt loves fiancee Heidi Montag.
That new boob job may have a little something to do with it.
Whatever the appeal is, Spencer has hitting the town with his alleged future bride – and videotaping Heidi’s every move! Smile, ladies!
TMZ was on Robertson Boulevard Monday as the PDA-prone, painfully annoying brats from The Hills went on a “spontaneous” shopping spree, with the smarmy Spencer Pratt whipping out his … videocamera to record the day’s festivities.
After dropping some major coin at Lisa Kline, Sky, Kitson and a sunglasses store, Heidi and Spencer hoofed it back to the the Ivy to get their car.
Luckily, at that point, Spencer Pratt stopped taping for a few minutes so that the couple could field questions about their upcoming wedding.
“There’s no rush,” said Pratt.
A clearly delusional Heidi Montag added that her greasy, always-smirking man is “better looking” than David Beckham, adding Pratt is “a better boyfriend, I bet, too.”
Huh? Sure thing, Heidi. Never mind that, for all their strangeness, David has been married to Victoria Beckham for many years and has three kids by her – and that they’re actually one of the more stable celebrity couples out there.
Point being, the former BFF of Lauren Conrad isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. Ironically, however, Spencer Pratt is absolutely the biggest tool in it.
No word on if Spencer picked up the camcorder again later that night for a more intimate recording. We’re talking about a Heidi Montag sex tape. Hey, anything goes for publicity and money, right? Would you put it past these two conniving weasels?