Barry Bonds will soon be the (heavily steroid-laden) home run king of baseball.
In a few years, Alex Rodriguez will most likely take the crown from him.
But it turns out these sluggers have more in common than powerful strokes and masterful hand-eye coordination: Both their mistresses are taking advantage of their time in the spotlight…. by taking their clothes off!
By now, everyone knows about the photos of Joslyn Noel Morse nude in Playboy. While A-Rod has never admitted to the affair with this stripper, Linday Lohan hasn’t admitted to being a drunken, spoiled drug addict, either. Some things are obvious.
Meanwhile, Bonds’ affair with Kimberly Bell was made public knowledge last year after her grand just testimony was leaked.
In it, she talked her relationship with Bonds, which lasted from 1993 to 2003. She also said Bonds gave her $80,000 in cash to buy a house, the proceeds of which allegedly came from a paid autograph session that authorities also are investigating as going unreported to the Internal Revenue Service.
Kimberly Bell nude photos will appear in Playboy in October. This is the former mistress of steroids user, Barry Bonds.
While Bell’s decision to pose naked in Playboy may help the defense make a case that this is just a woman scorned, desperate for money, we still find it hilarious.
“The opportunity was there, and I took it,” Bell told The Associated Press in a phone interview Monday. The photo shoot “was one of the most liberating experiences of my life.”
We’re guessing Amanda Beard nude could say the same.
Between the A-Rod affair, the Michael Vick dogfighting case and now this story, it really is apparent that there’s no line anymore between sports news and celebrity gossip. And thank goodness for that.