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Those wishing to stare at Paris Hilton’s pussy have three options:

  1. Look at photos of her and her cat.
  2. Purchase her sex tape.
  3. Ogle the new sculpture of Paris Hilton nude by an artist that really needs to find a new hobby.

Indeed, Daniel Edwards has to get a life. The guy has sculpted Britney Spears giving birth, along with an image of Suri Cruise poop.

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We don’t even wanna guess what’s coming up next. Maybe a Rumer Willis mill of some sort.

Meanwhile, call us crazy, but faced with the prospect of looking at a bronzed, fake naked body of Paris Hilton, or photos of a nude Kristine Lefebvre in Playboy, we’d choose the latter every single time.