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Life is good for Mario Lopez.

Unlike fellow Saved By the Bell alumnus Dustin Diamond, the guy we grew to love as A.C. Slater isn’t making amateur sex tapes, cheating his few remaining fans or appearing on crappy reality shows like Celebrity Fit Club in order to make money.

No, since Lopez shot back to fame on Dancing with the Stars, he’s been living it up, sleeping with Karina Smirnoff and chilling with Oscar De La Hoya, Eva Longoria and others.

Jessica Simpson Is 4 Years Sober
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The future Mrs. Tony Parker is seen with Lopez in the picture below (as well as the photo he’s snapping), smiling ear to ear. Her mind is elsewhere, though – she’s probably thinking about her fun bridal shower or her upcoming nuptials.

The other girl in this picture doesn’t look as happy… or attractive. What the hell happened to Jessica Simpson, we have no idea. But even she knows she looks rough as hell at this point. This is a fashion wreck not even her large breasts can salvage.

Oh, and on the far left, we have Jessica’s pal and celebrity stylist, Ken Paves. He’s not straight, which is a-o-k with us – our only beef is that he’s doing a terrible job with her hair. Isn’t it your job to make Jess look hot? Get it together, K-Dog.