Just about everyone who wants to has seen Lindsay Lohan nude by this point.
Marilyn Manson included.
But the shock rocker, also known as Brian Warner, did not get a personal tour of her undercarriage, if you know what we’re talking about.
We’re talking about the infamous Crotch of Fire.
“How much would it suck that, forever, you’re going to be a ‘firecrotch,'” Marilyn Manson mused. “You’re gonna have to shave or just roll with it.”
Marilyn adds that it’s his theory that the drunken mess went blonde for precisely this reason, trying to pull a little “slight of hand.”
Clearly he’s put a lot of thought into this one. No word on how Brandon Davis, who coined the term in relation to L-squared, feels about it.
Manson also says Lindsay Lohan had “an obsession with changing her clothes in front of me” – adding fuel to the rumors that ex-wife Dita Von Teese broke off their marriage in large part due to Lohan’s incessant calls to Manson to “hang out.”
Manson says he did not heed said calls, although there were many. But he says he did spend time with Lindsay Lohan on a different occasion. This is getting weirder by the minute.
What’s next? We’re probably going to hear that he had a sordid threesome with Evan Rachel Wood and Britney Spears after the loon shaved her head.