The Hollywood Gossip is on its game.
Unlike a certain lazy, yet funny Sports Gal.
When Andy Baldwin chose Tessa Horst on The Bachelor a week ago Monday, we waited around for the Sports Gal’s take on it. And waited, and waited. At long last, we got fed up and had to post our own recap.
Three days later, her Bachelor blog apparently goes live, when it was old news and noticed by no one (with the possible exception of Bill Simmons).
Anyway, for you hard core fans, we’ve got her post up.
Below, we present the Sports Gal’s long-awaited take on the passionate love affair shared by Andy and Tessa, the demise of poor Bevin Powers and the rest of the drama of The Bachelor season finale.
I wasn’t there when Bill watched the Celtics lose the lottery, but he couldn’t have been more crushed than Bevin Powers after she got dumped on the final episode of The Bachelor.
I’d describe what happened, but I was too busy covering my face with my hands. It was a big blow to the confidence of tattooed divorcées everywhere.
They may never trust the intentions of an uptight, dorky Naval doctor again.
Earlier in the show, Bevin exchanged I love yous with Andy Baldwin and told the camera, “There’s no chance in hell that he’ll leave me without a rose in the last ceremony.”
By the end, they were whisking her sobbing ass away in a limo as she whined, “This s–t happens to me all the time. This is the story of my life.”
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