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Look, she isn’t giving lap dances to Oliver Martinez, ok?

Angelina Jolie is a tad too busy raising numerous children to spend time flirting with ex-boyfriends.

Having already had two kids – son Maddox, now 5, adopted from Cambodia, and daughter Zahara, 2, from Ethiopia – when she became pregnant with daughter Shiloh, Jolie was asked by Reader’s Digest if the pregnancy was planned.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt: A Picture
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She said it was. And she also said all this:

“Before I met [Brad Pitt], I always said I was happy never to have a child biologically. He told me he hadn’t given up that thought. Then, a few months after Z came home, I saw Brad with her and Mad, and I realized how much he loved him, that a biological child would not in any way be a threat. So I said, ‘I want to try.’ “

On how she went from single mom of one to part of a family of six in just three years: “I met this amazing person, and we realized we had very similar views on how we wanted to live our lives. It’s happened quickly, with so many children. Yesterday, picking up the kids from school, Brad turned around in the car, and there were three of them. He couldn’t stop laughing.”

On deciding to adopt a toddler from Vietman: “As kids get older, it’s harder for them to be adopted. … Something changed for me with Shiloh. We had Mad and Zahara, and neither looked like Mommy or Daddy. Then suddenly somebody in the house looked like Mommy and Daddy. It became clear to us that it might be important to have somebody around who is similar to the other children so they have a connection. Mad’s very excited that his brother is from Asia.”

On her wanting more children: “Yeah, yeah. More biological, more adopted.”

On finding quality time with Pitt: “Right now, that’s our problem! We hang out. We try to talk over the swing set. We’ll have a date night once everybody is settled. … Especially now with Pax Thien, he still gets scared if I’m gone more than a few hours. But we’ll get them occupied with a movie and popcorn and try to run off and lock the door for a bit.”

And we all know what happens then! It probably makes Toastee Exposed tame by comparison.